Hello children, I bring you love.

Kurt Vonnegut, Cat’s Cradle (via theunquotables)

(via the-grinding-indifference)

In the beginning, God created the earth, and he looked upon it in His cosmic loneliness.

And God said, “Let Us make living creatures out of mud, so the mud can see what We have done.” And God created every living creature that now moveth, and one was man. Mud as man alone could speak. God leaned close as mud as man sat up, looked around, and spoke. Man blinked. “What is the purpose of all this?” he asked politely.

“Everything must have a purpose?” asked God.

“Certainly,” said man.

“Then I leave it to you to think of one for all this,” said God.

And He went away.

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readmore-worryless:

"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".

(via monket)

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1 week ago

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

(via tech953)

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